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methlabrador:

it’s fun to make stuff sound hella suspicious by “just putting” quotes around random words

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the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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onemorefag:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark

And now the weather.

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We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.
- Anthony Hopkins   (via sherlokided)

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marilynde:

marilynde:

i don’t know who is still alive in this house but i just heard someone walk up the stairs

awake

i meant awake

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punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

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Title: Imagine Dragons vs Bastille
♫: 1,921,753 plays
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vaganas:

climbing into bed and falling asleep when you are so tired you can’t keep your eyes open has got to be one of the greatest feelings

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I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain.
- Jonathan Carroll  (via stymshaws)

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cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

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