it’s fun to make stuff sound hella suspicious by “just putting” quotes around random words
my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark
And now the weather.
i don’t know who is still alive in this house but i just heard someone walk up the stairs
i meant awake
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
climbing into bed and falling asleep when you are so tired you can’t keep your eyes open has got to be one of the greatest feelings
LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
and here we have a capitalist
Did you just.
let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible